Corporate Slavery - Chapter 1
Another day in bondage. Another day in indentured servitude.
I'm just an insignificant, unmentioned and easily replaceable invisible digit on THEIR balance sheet.
Can you feel the collar chaffing against your neck or the chains rattling as you sneek a peak from the window looking out onto the rest of the IPO financed enslaved masses?
Career paths, pensions and bonuses - just another way to tighten the chains. Vacations, staff night outs and company barbecues - just another way to fool you into thinking THEY care.
Don't be fooled people - you're a tiny cog in a huge, uncaring, unfeeling machine and the brutal irony is that there's a whole warehouse full of tiny cogs ready and more than willing to take your place.
The warehouse of enslaved humanity, batteries to be drained dry in a Matrix-style simulation of normalacy.
Viewpoint of an Alien:
Multicellular organism spends approximately a third of it's lifespan in a fixed position opposite a box-like device, alternately movings its limbs and depressing little plungeable plates in a flat object. The rest of it's lifespan is spent in another location, fixed in front of a similar box-like device whilst occassionaly inserting solids and liquids into one of its openings.
Conclusion: Organism is a primitive life-form whose existence is dedicated to sedentary living and grazing. The species' premordial behaviour is highlighted by it's daily synchronized mass migration between two fixed locations.
Viewpoint of a disfunctional Rebel:
Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!
Background: a field of bare bottoms pointed skyward.
Final Outcome: Rebel is eviscerated
Viewpoint of a Raging Bull:
Fumes exiting nostrils, head down, eying bulging with fury and indignation, horns pointed at the colourful fool waving the red flag. The bull will run him through and run on to freedom, the pretty field he grew up in and that cute cow with the bell around it's neck.
Final Outcome: The crowd enjoy succulent and freshly cooked bull burgers.
Viewpoint of Mr T
I pity the fool!!
Viewpoint of George W
We will bomb your sorry asses to freedom and d...d...d...democracy.
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I'm just an insignificant, unmentioned and easily replaceable invisible digit on THEIR balance sheet.
Can you feel the collar chaffing against your neck or the chains rattling as you sneek a peak from the window looking out onto the rest of the IPO financed enslaved masses?
Career paths, pensions and bonuses - just another way to tighten the chains. Vacations, staff night outs and company barbecues - just another way to fool you into thinking THEY care.
Don't be fooled people - you're a tiny cog in a huge, uncaring, unfeeling machine and the brutal irony is that there's a whole warehouse full of tiny cogs ready and more than willing to take your place.
The warehouse of enslaved humanity, batteries to be drained dry in a Matrix-style simulation of normalacy.
Viewpoint of an Alien:
Multicellular organism spends approximately a third of it's lifespan in a fixed position opposite a box-like device, alternately movings its limbs and depressing little plungeable plates in a flat object. The rest of it's lifespan is spent in another location, fixed in front of a similar box-like device whilst occassionaly inserting solids and liquids into one of its openings.
Conclusion: Organism is a primitive life-form whose existence is dedicated to sedentary living and grazing. The species' premordial behaviour is highlighted by it's daily synchronized mass migration between two fixed locations.
Viewpoint of a disfunctional Rebel:
Frrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom!!
Background: a field of bare bottoms pointed skyward.
Final Outcome: Rebel is eviscerated
Viewpoint of a Raging Bull:
Fumes exiting nostrils, head down, eying bulging with fury and indignation, horns pointed at the colourful fool waving the red flag. The bull will run him through and run on to freedom, the pretty field he grew up in and that cute cow with the bell around it's neck.
Final Outcome: The crowd enjoy succulent and freshly cooked bull burgers.
Viewpoint of Mr T
I pity the fool!!
Viewpoint of George W
We will bomb your sorry asses to freedom and d...d...d...democracy.
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LOOK OUT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER IN THE CORPORATE SLAVERY SERIES
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